Duct Tape is Awesome.

I envy people who can take more than one drink of beer without feeling sick.

If I move to Canada do I need to start spelling words with that pointless 'u' in them?

Why do people in California think that people in Kentucky are backwards when it's illegal to marry your first cousin in Kentucky but it's not in California?

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I tend to not talk while I'm writing because I have a tendency to write down what I'm saying.
I had to remove a random "fuck" from the middle of the previous sentence because of that tendency.

Duct tape is awesome.

I like to buy notebooks for everything I try to study. But that's just because I'm weird and I like paper.

When I was little I used to think that I had Vulcan ears. I refused to wear my hair up for several years after that. Live long and prosper.

I hate that SyFy has cancelled almost all of the good shows. Where is my inner nerd going to get her strength now?

You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

A Swedish guy saying "fuck" is absolutely amazeballs.

David Bowie is a fucking genius, insane but still a genius.

My state has no pro teams. Well, we have minor league teams but we have absolutely no hockey teams.

I need to learn hockey so I feel more cultured.

I feel like a creeper because of the things that have happened on Twitter in the past several days.

Kirk pwns Picard.